Zombie Apocalypse Survival Bracelets. BE PREPARED!



“A zombie apocalypse is a particular hypothetical scenario of apocalyptic theory that customarily has a science fiction/horror rationale. In a zombie apocalypse, a widespread rise of zombies hostile to human life engages in a general assault on civilization.

In some mythologies, victims of zombies may become zombies themselves if they are bitten by zombies; in others, everyone who dies, whatever the cause, becomes one of the undead. In the latter scenario zombies also prey on the living and their bite causes an infection that kills. In either scenario, this causes the outbreak to become an exponentially growing crisis: the spreading “zombie plague” swamps normal military and law enforcement organizations, leading to the panicked collapse of civilian society until only isolated pockets of survivors remain, scavenging for food and supplies in a world reduced to a pre-industrial hostile wilderness.”



~ Wikipedia



Well – Are you Ready? Want to be?

Okay, okay … it is highly unlikely that you will need to be prepared for a Zombie attack. But you may need to be prepared for some other form of disaster. And our Survival Bracelets can help! These bracelets are made of approx. 12 feet of US made 550 pound test paracord as well as a stainless steel clip — useful items for survival — always at the ready — not to mention stylish!

These bracelets are handmade by our family … and sell in our brick & mortar shop (very well I might add). They come in several colors … can be custom made … and are guaranteed to be tough and awesome! Just $10.BE PREPARED!

Just $10 — could save your life.
(okay – that is likely a bit dramatic – but doesn’t it just feel cool to believe it?)

You can buy yours here (see below) or in our online etsy shop: This Handmade Life.

Then send us a picture of you and your family wearing your super cool bracelets! And await the zombie apocalypse in style.


ENJOY!

~ Jodi

PS. What are the many uses of paracord?

“The answer is pretty much anything and everything mainly limited by a person’s imagination to use the product. Broken shoelaces up a mountain? The outer sheath makes excellent bootlaces and will most likely outlast the originals that came with the boots. Need some quick thread? The inner cores are great for impromptu fishing line or first aid. Need some lashing for a tarp shelter? Again take the inner strands and you have all the cord you need! This versatile cord was even used by astronauts during STS-82, the second Space Shuttle mission to repair the Hubble Space Telescope. Back on earth a broken gear strap on your kayak, making a field repair to your backpack or making impromptu rope for a bear bag…the list goes on and on… Some more examples include: Securing equipment, vehicle tie downs, sewing fabric, repairing equipment, making a fire bow, fish gill nets, animal snares, clothes lines, lanyards, anchor line, animal restraints, tooth floss, splints and tourniquets. There are endless documented stories of people all over the world, in all kinds of situations, using their 550 Paracord survival gear. “

Jodi Renshaw

About Jodi Renshaw

Jodi is a homeschooling Mom, a photographer, a wife, and a proud resident of the city of Bangor. She spends part of her time working at a locally-owned shop in the downtown area, part of her time homeschooling her favorite young man, and most of her time behind a camera lens. She often writes about adoption, family life, homeschooling, and community.